- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Haha, I get it..

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Whose your daddy? Not me

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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