What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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were at work systems r down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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black people

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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