knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A penis walks into a bar..

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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