- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

I have cancer. And you're next.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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