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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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