What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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