A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

There's my tractor.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

hiya

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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