There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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