What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How old are you? 7

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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