- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

hashtags suck balls

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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