Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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My jeans

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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