- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Yo Mama just died.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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