What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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