- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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