- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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