- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

PENIS that is all

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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