- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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