- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Rush Limbaugh

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

poop.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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