Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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