- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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