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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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