- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Burp

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Knock knock, COME IN!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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