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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Flowers are colors Love me

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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