Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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