- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

school homewrok

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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