"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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