What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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One time i was sitting down

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Anti Joke

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