- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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