- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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