- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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