- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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