- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

hey guys im gay

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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