- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

hey guys im gay

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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