- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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