Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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