- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

#Hanging Degus

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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