What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Where's my baby??

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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