- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Women's rights

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

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