why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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