- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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