Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

whats 7+4? 74

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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