Should a pole bump an alarm?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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