Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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P0P T4Rt

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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