- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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