what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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