- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

your mum

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Knock knock It's open, come in

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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