- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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