- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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