- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

PENIS lol

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What is black and has no education A tire.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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