Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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