Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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