- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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