- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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