If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

This sentence is a lie.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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