- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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