- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Christ is a conspiracy

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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